The 15-Minute Formula
Every episode runs on the same engine: one main story, four segments that crash into it, Sde Drater on the mic, and a raisin band falling apart in the background.
- run time
- 15:00
- scenes
- 19
- scene changes
- 18
- jokes
- 69
- between jokes
- 13s
- sets to build
- 9
Run of Show
- Cold open
- Main story
- Segment
- Music
- Raisin runner
- Close
- 0:001:00 long
Cold Open
· Top ShelfDrop in mid-chaos. Never explain it. Hard laugh at 0:45, smash cut to theme.
Frank1 scene6 jokes - 1:000:20 long
Theme: The Leftovers Anthem
· Freezer StageSde Drater's 20-second hook over Lil Twitch's shaking drum roll. One lyric changes every week.
Sde Drater
The Dried Out1 scene1 jokes - 1:202:00 long
Act I: The Setup
· Top Shelf · Crisper DrawerPlant this week's A-story problem. Every segment later has to crash into it.
Big Tony
Frank
Spud2 scenes8 jokes - 3:200:15 long
Raisin Runner #1: Day One
· Back of the FridgeFolding chairs, a DAY 1 sign, one glass of water everybody is staring at.
The Dried Out1 scene2 jokes - 3:352:00 long
The Fridge Exchange
· Butter Compartment Trading FloorStocks, forex and crypto. Guac pumps a coin, Vinnie runs currency in the back. The market crashes because of the A-story.
Guac
Vinnie the Vat2 scenes10 jokes - 5:351:45 long
Act II: The Escalation
· Middle ShelfThe problem gets worse and somebody's money is now on the line. Act-out on a cliffhanger.
Big Tony
Frank2 scenes7 jokes - 7:200:15 long
Raisin Runner #2: The Shakes
· Back of the FridgeWithdrawals hit. Lil Twitch's shakes become the drum roll into the next segment.
Lil Twitch
Wrinkles1 scene2 jokes - 7:351:30 long
Live From The Freezer
· Freezer StageBackstage bit (30s), then a 60-second track that roasts the A-story. Every bar is a punchline.
Sde Drater
The Dried Out2 scenes5 jokes - 9:051:30 long
Firmware Update
· Door Tablet News DeskNew tech and AI news. The fridge AI glitches into ads, Hacker Ken jailbreaks it, and it learns the wrong lesson from the A-story.
Glitched Smart Fridge AI
Hacker Ken1 scene7 jokes - 10:351:30 long
The Crisper Sports Desk
· Crisper DrawerHighlights, hot takes and a betting line on whatever the fridge is fighting about this week.
Colonel Cuthbort
Stretch1 scene7 jokes - 12:050:15 long
Raisin Runner #3: Rum Raisin
· Freezer DoorRelapse. Golden Boy is found face-down in the rum-raisin ice cream: "It's for my career."
Golden Boy1 scene2 jokes - 12:202:00 long
Act III: The Blowup
· Top ShelfEvery segment's mess lands in one room. Biggest laugh of the episode, then The Hand comes for somebody.
Everybody2 scenes8 jokes - 14:200:25 long
Tag: Rock Bottom
· Spud's Potato SaladThe raisins wake up inside Spud's potato salad. Spud screams. Somebody at the cookout screams louder.
Shrivel
Spud1 scene3 jokes - 14:450:15 long
Credits + Outro
· Freezer StageSde Drater ad-libs over the credits. Last line teases next week.
Sde Drater1 scene1 jokes
The Rules
A joke every 13 seconds
About 69 jokes per episode. A big laugh at least once a minute, and every act ends on a button or a cliffhanger.
One A-story, five crash sites
Each episode has one fridge problem. The market, the music, the tech desk and the sports desk all have to get dragged into it.
The raisins never get a full scene
Four 15–25 second runner beats that escalate every episode: Day One → The Shakes → Rum Raisin → Rock Bottom.
Music is a weapon
Sde Drater opens, plays mid-show and closes. His lyrics roast whatever just happened, so the music is never a break from the jokes.
Dark, not lazy
Hit expiration, addiction, money, greed, death and The Hand as hard as you want. Cultural jokes come from characters roasting their own food and family. Never mock a race.
Build 9 sets, shoot 19 scenes
Reuse sets so stop-motion stays affordable: Top Shelf, Freezer Stage, Crisper Drawer, Back of the Fridge, Butter Compartment Trading Floor, Middle Shelf, Door Tablet News Desk, Freezer Door, Spud's Potato Salad.
The Hand always wins
Every episode ends with somebody getting eaten, thrown out or dumped in the trash. Nobody is safe.
Sde Drater & The Dried Out
The show's resident rapper and his backing band, four raisins drying out in the back of the fridge. Tap a card to open it.
